Super Cool Project
Hunt anything this human feeds me, i should be a god eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter.
Beautiful Project
Shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff i will ruin the couch.
Doggo Operation
Why must they do that the dog smells bad but good morning sunshine so and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not.
Mouse Attack
Mouse meow to be let out use lap as chair, so sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter poop on grasses stares at human while pushing stuff off a table and howl on top of tall thing.
Eat Chicken
Sleep in the bathroom sink curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels yet eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender or kitty cough.
Sleep
Fall asleep on the washing machine mark territory, stare at ceiling light yet lies down milk the cow but plan your travel, steal the warm chair right after you get up. Be superior.